finds it hard to remember returning ANYTHING before it became overdue.

made my Sim bang the maid because my stupid girlfriend only wanted to play video games!

thinks that Julianne Moore is a very natural and beautiful woman - http://ping.fm/8BYEA

thinks that job-hunting is a full-time job.

thinks that Jon Favreau is a top bloke.

just wants to wish Gladys a Happy 21st; three cheers for tonight, ay?

is really jonesing a muffin.

wrote a blog (Please Respond...maybe) - http://bit.ly/turrO

wants someone to explain to me how Fat Joe ever had a career?

will never be wealthy because I get 8+ hours of sleep every night.

is waiting for a new pop star since it's a new week.

wants to know why there are lights in the train tunnels? What, does the train really need to see where it's going?

is a glutton for self-promotion - http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO

always enjoys Google's April Fool's shenanigans.