finds it hard to remember returning ANYTHING before it became overdue.

made my Sim bang the maid because my stupid girlfriend only wanted to play video games!

thinks that Julianne Moore is a very natural and beautiful woman - http://ping.fm/8BYEA

thinks that job-hunting is a full-time job.

thinks that Jon Favreau is a top bloke.

just wants to wish Gladys a Happy 21st; three cheers for tonight, ay?

is really jonesing a muffin.

wrote a blog (Please Respond...maybe) - http://bit.ly/turrO

wants someone to explain to me how Fat Joe ever had a career?

will never be wealthy because I get 8+ hours of sleep every night.

is waiting for a new pop star since it's a new week.

wants to know why there are lights in the train tunnels? What, does the train really need to see where it's going?

is a glutton for self-promotion - http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO http://bit.ly/turrO

always enjoys Google's April Fool's shenanigans.

feels like he can blast music a lot louder when it's raining outside.

shouldn't have worn thongs to tonight's camera practical.

shouldn't have warn thongs to my camera practical tonight.

reckons that if bad things happen to good people, then who's going to be good?

thinks that walking down the street on garbage collection day is a grotesque experience.

thinks that walking down the street on garbage collection day is a gotesque experience.

gave sweaty man-birth to a new blog (First Step for Chinese) - http://bit.ly/turrO

has a hate for HTC worth $1200.

is all grumpy and misanthropic.

is all grmupy and misanthropic.

is in the terrible misanthropic mood.

causes cancer due to global warming.

sometimes likes to pretend that he's a Sim. *post status update

knows that being a loser is never any fun until you get recognition for it.

has friends who could read my last blog post in 43 seconds on average; wish I could read that fast, haha.

posted a new blog (Blog Therapy) - http://bit.ly/turrO