feels like he can blast music a lot louder when it's raining outside.

shouldn't have worn thongs to tonight's camera practical.

shouldn't have warn thongs to my camera practical tonight.

reckons that if bad things happen to good people, then who's going to be good?

thinks that walking down the street on garbage collection day is a grotesque experience.

thinks that walking down the street on garbage collection day is a gotesque experience.

gave sweaty man-birth to a new blog (First Step for Chinese) - http://bit.ly/turrO

has a hate for HTC worth $1200.

is all grumpy and misanthropic.

is all grmupy and misanthropic.

is in the terrible misanthropic mood.

causes cancer due to global warming.

sometimes likes to pretend that he's a Sim. *post status update

knows that being a loser is never any fun until you get recognition for it.

has friends who could read my last blog post in 43 seconds on average; wish I could read that fast, haha.

posted a new blog (Blog Therapy) - http://bit.ly/turrO

just bought what the gorgeous girl working at Jeans West told me to.

is the whitest guy at any party.

knows that the only depressing part about that dream was the fact that it ended.

wonders 'Why not Cling-Aluminium Foil?'

will enjoy Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up routine when he can actually go one set without a joke he stole from "Seinfeld".

knows that if Rip Torn isn't a criminal, then I'm Jesus! - http://ping.fm/YXSXt

will need pills to get me through TAFE today and tomorrow.

must be fine because my heart's still beating.

can be reached on another number for the next fortnight.

knows G4 pilots on a first-name basis.

gotta love this song=D - http://bit.ly/cUlXWQ

failed at removing his own dental-spacers.

is self-promoting!! - click, click, click: http://bit.ly/turrO & http://bit.ly/9zEeZX

thinks that Merrylands is a depressing dead-zone.